Life As Zhaniah
If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.
Crazy Sexy Khool - ridiculouslyproper (via perfect)
kushandwizdom:


Everything Love
kushandwizdom:


Everything Love
youngsherwood:


malloryee:


Wake skating the eighth wonder of the world. 

too beautiful

damn.

youngsherwood:

malloryee:

Wake skating the eighth wonder of the world.

too beautiful

damn.

You should be with somebody who makes you forget what it felt like to be sad.

Unknown (via stevenbong)

Unknown (via stevenbong)

Six shots later and
I’m still staring at
my hands trying to
remember how it
felt to hold you.
source (via soulsscrawl)
The saddest thing is to forget the sound of someone’s voice you used to be so close with.
maybe I’ll call you just to hear you say hi (via writtenpolaroid)
parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re walking and you remember that your life is a huge mess

image

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing