I’m still staring at
my hands trying to
remember how it
felt to hold you.
|—||maybe I’ll call you just to hear you say hi (via writtenpolaroid)|
you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old
For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.
I want this on a shirt
when you’re walking and you remember that your life is a huge mess
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing